Always Under Construction

"IM swimming Freestyle"

“The water is too thick”

“Are you kidding?”

“I only have one speed coach… slow”

“Sorry, I had a mental block”

“Have you seen my fins?”

“I have to go to a tail-gate party”

“I don’t think so”…

“Sorry, I can’t count that high”

“I prefer an hour-glass to a pace clock”

“I’ll do what you say this time coach…”

“Of course we are, aren’t we?”

“I knew that!”

“I’m cold, constipated, and cranky!”

“If I could, I would - but I can’t, so I won’t”

“I don’t care what the clock says, I can’t see it anyway”

“I have a meet in two months, can I start to taper?”

“I forgot the set coach”